12 October 2011

Party Tips...

Forget exactly where I found this, but it's funny and it's just common sense...


"If you throw a party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up the next day, and call you to say they had a nice time.  Now you’ll be expected to throw another party next year.  
What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guests wake up several days from now and call their lawyers to find out if they’ve been indicted for anything.  You want your guests to be so anxious to avoid a recurrence of your party that they immediately start planning parties of their own, a year in advance, just to prevent you from having another one.  

If your party is successful, the police will knock on your door, unless your party is very successful, in which case they will lob tear gas through your living room window.  As host, your job is to make sure that they don’t arrest anyone.  Or, if they’re dead set on arresting someone, your job is to make sure it isn’t you."



 

1 comment:

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